Now picture this:

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Marcoose says:
*ok ok now imagine
*me in my room
*ok ok my eyes are bloodshot red
*i've been staying up for days
*waiting for this survivor
*the past week i was in camp
*didnt get to watch
*the week before i fell asleep
*so i already missed it twice
*and now the moment arrives
*i turn on the tv
*its not survivor
*i grab my hair and kness fall onto the grund
*and i shout #@!%#$@!$^!^!$#@!%@$^#!@^#@!!"
*and you all the way at bishan
*lsitening to some hardcore metal bam wham jaboom song with your mega headphones
*hear a soft but pitchy sound which is actually me shouting ****
*and you take off your headphones
*like expecting to hear more of whatever it was
*but you hear nothing more
*and you go back to listening to your music
*hmmm
*hahahahhaah

timo says:
*no man, we need echos
*LOL
*THAT IS EPIC
*YOU KNOW
*THAT'S BETTER THAN SURVIVOR
*but
*erm
*WHAT HAIR
*LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Marcoose says:
*HAIR
*HAIR
*WHAT HAIR
*I"LLL SHOW YOU HAIR
*imagine this now
*i go into a frenzy
*i wanan prove i got hair
*i rip off my own hair
*i rip off my ____ hair
*i rip off my ______ hair
*AND I SCREAM IN THE PROCESS
*DAM IM TWISTED
*AHAHAHA I SHOULD STOP THIS
*OK THE END

timo says:
*LOOOOL SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

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BLOOPERS:

Marcoose says:
*wth
*your tagboard go sensor my shit
*Marcoose says:
wth
your tagboard go sensor my shit
*LOL I JUST REALISED HOW WRONG THAT SOUNDS
*AHAHAHHAHA

(The rest of the bloopers have been omitted due to claims of their offensive nature by an anonymous party)