reasons to lose weight

(Now, we all know this post wasn't by me)

1) sometimes i am so fat that when i type my triceps just cant stop bouncing up and down.
2) my wrists are so big that even sometimes i feel that the equator is too small for my wrists
3) sometimes i think i am so ugly that even my blind uncle is scared of me. he pretends that i am growing prettier each day but i can tell that he wants me to lose weight
4) i think i should really lose weight right now the only thing my mother lets me wear is a potato sack
5) i may be fat but AT LEAST, AT LEAST i can spell tomato
6) i feel such a reject at times when i sit in the bus, there may be two seats but everyday no one wants to sit beside me. am i really that fat ? do i not deserve respect ?
please stop judging me sometimes dont you wish that you can eat as much as you want but still not grow fat ??
please someone help me even right now i am eating a bag cheezels of BBQ cheese

HELP ME !!