Dear God (Father, if i may),

It's been a pretty long time since i last spoke to you. Well, maybe i have, but i haven't seem to have gotten any response. Well, since you're omnipresent, i'd suppose you're on the internet too? Maybe you already know what i wanna say here even before i started typing.

I was just wondering, where are you? Please come back. Things were so much better with you around. I miss you quite a lot, but it's hard to keep trying to find you when you never respond. Maybe i haven't been trying hard enough. Or are you playing hide and seek with me? Well, i give up, please come out. Knowing me, i'd probably give up looking soon. Not that i deserve you anyway, i'm such a hypocrite, a filthy little creature. I heard God loves everyone though, so here i am.

Well, it's getting late, and i should probably be going to sleep soon. Hope to hear from you asap.

Sincerely,
Your child.